Monthly Archives: February, 2018

Too widdle, too late.


Time to stick a fork in the Cork?

The slow strip tease that is the Corker “reconsideration dance” is starting to wear thin.  Senate Leader Mitch McConnell has now said that he “has no problem” with Marsha Blackburn’s chances at keeping the senate seat in the Republican column, undermining Coker’s “will he?/won’t he?” act.  Even the pollster who released numbers purporting to show Blackburn losing to Bredesen by 2 points, which the Corker people promoted as proof that he needed to get into the race, did a major backtrack on his on poll.

Blackburn has made it clear she won’t roll over for Corker and the recent polls show she would beat him handily.  And observers find it hard to believe that Corker – absent some sort of “Roy Moore” opposition research on Blackburn – would be willing to risk his place in history as well as his enormous ego by getting his butt kicked by the “Brentwood Barbie.”

RTP sources in DC say that earlier in the week, Corker was seen running down to the White House to see if Trump would weigh in.  There are media reports that he met with Ivanka Trump, but the Trumps apparently declined to get involved (gee, we wonder why).

We predict this will all come to a head within just a few days, with Corker once again “coming up short

Is Bob Corker About to Re-Enter the Senate race?

Rocky Top has heard the rumor from multiple sources.  Is it true? 

We don’t know.  But the rumor and the spin-off speculation has become so prevalent that it is impossible to ignore.

Here is the gist of it:

Corker is looking seriously at “un-retirement” and/or is being encouraged to do so by prominent financial players who are worried that former Cong. Stephen Fincher is badly trailing Cong. Marsha Blackburn.  Independent and internal polls that we have seen confirm that Fincher is losing by as many as 35 points.  After bragging late last year that he would significantly outraise Blackburn, the most recent FEC reports show that it was Blackburn took those honors by several hundred thousand dollars, increasing the fundraising gap with Fincher.  All this has dramatically increased the discomfort among the state’s establishment Republicans who loathe Blackburn and her independent brand of conservatism.

The name at the center of the rumors is – no surprise – Tom Ingram.  Ingram has reportedly made numerous calls sounding out leaders’ opinions for a Corker redux. If Ingram is involved, it’s real.

For his part, Corker is said to have been surprised at how quickly his influence in the Senate has waned since he announced his retirement last fall.  For someone whose ego is considered one of the biggest in the Senate (no mean feat), his growing irrelevance has been more than he bargained for.  RTP sources in DC report that Corker has rather openly speculated about a run for President in 2020, with or without Trump on the ballot (stop laughing, it’s true) but that is a pretty farfetched possibility.

That leads us to offer some of our patented, astute political analysis as to what may be behind these rumors:

  1. Upset that Blackburn may get elected to the Senate, the establishment is trying to get Corker to reconsider.
  2. Corker is actually reconsidering or has already decided to jump back in.
  3. This could also be a panicked attempt to try and freeze Blackburn’s growing prospects and/or encourage someone besides Fincher to get in the race, since he seems to be going nowhere fast and election day is less than 6 months away.
  4. The establishment is setting the stage for them to support Bredesen over Blackburn. It’s happened before – remember “Republicans for Bredesen” in 2002?  Didn’t Tom Ingram’s wife play a significant role in that effort?

This could all get real interesting, real fast.

Mile High Mayor




 Yeah, yeah – we know – gratuitous sexual innuendo and juvenile, irresponsible attempts at humor. But hey – it’s what we do.

But how else to address one of the most blatant misuse of taxpayer’s money in Nashville’s recent history for a politician’s – ahem – personal use.  It is not only corrupt, it is a classic demonstration of hypocritical, double-standard, sleazy, unethical malfeasance.

Not to mention icky.

Unless you were living in Thomas Demonbreun’s cave on the Cumberland River the last 24 hours, you know the uber-liberal darling of the Democrat Party, Mayor Megan “Hot Lips” Barry has been using the taxpayer’s money to cheat on her husband with the head (“head” in this instance is perfectly interchangeable between its literal and colloquial definition) of her security detail.  She canoodled with him in Greece and half the continental U.S. while he charged the taxpayers overtime for servicing the mayor.  The mayor said they never did it “on the clock”.  However, she declined to say whether they did it on the sofa, on the hood of her official car (“if this Tahoe’s a-rocking, don’t come knockin’”), or on the 50-yard-line of Titans stadium. For all we know, they did it on the airplane on their way to Greece, which would make her the Mile High Mayor.  Come to think of it, they were together in Denver (the Mile High City) so we guess that would qualify too.

Oh, the Humanity!  Oh, the Hypocrisy!

The crew here at Rocky Top have digressed to bathroom humor, because that is exactly what the mayor has earned.  And because we are done with the preening, sanctimonious, virtue-signaling jerks (#upyours) like the Mayor who smugly declare their moral, ethical and politically correct superiority over those of us who insist on seeing this scandal for what it is.  We so-o-o look forward to the Tennessean’s editorial demanding the immediate resignation of the Mayor.  (Wait.  Why are you laughing?).

It ain’t like there’s no precedent.  Those of us old enough to remember Bill Boner know what we are talking about: Cheating. Corruption. Harmonicas.  Phil Donohue.  National humiliation.  (Look it up Millennials.  That’s why God created Google).

Somewhere today, Jeremy Durham is laughing his candy pants off.