My friends call me Donald. You can call me Mr. President.

Most awkward moment in Bill Haslam’s political career:

“Hey, aren’t you that little twerp who publicly attacked me and said you were voting for someone else just before the election?  Yeah, I thought that was you…”


“Just get in the limo, Bill.  Can I drop you somewhere?

“Like, say, off of the roof of the Batman Building?”

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