Dust on the Buttle*

Gregory Butts Out.

Butt, no-o-o. Gregory Gets Spanked.

Hullett to stop “Bringing up the Rear?”

Williamson County Chairman Search Starts From The Bottom.

Gregory’s Reign Comes to a Big Fat End.

Oh, RTP could go on indefinitely with this sophomoric prattle, butt the headlines just write themselves, don’t they?

Less than 72 hours after RTP posted our story on ButtleGate, Chairman Mark Gregory finally saw the handwriting that had been blasted on the wall and resigned as chairman. Seems everyone had had enough from both the embarrassment that was the Buttle Opener as well as the ego-driven, sour grapes embarrassment that is Belly-aching Bob Hullet.

For you die-hards, here is one last shot:

buttle opener

Now maybe everyone can focus on educating kids instead of ogling rear-ends.

 

*Apologies to David Lee Murphy and his hit song “Dust on the Bottle.”  We could have used another hit of David Lee’s called “Loco.”  That would have worked just as well.

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